Word: G.Williams, L.Dukes Music: G.Williams, J.Saddler - 1987
From the Album Ba-Dop-Boom-Bang
Hey girl,you need a lift
Ah ha
I got this big black caddy outside to take you wherever you want to go
Oh,really
You wanna see it?
Yeah
Oh what`s that
My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy
My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy
Hey girl,you wanna take a little spin
Well just hop on because you can`t get in
But just be carefull how you (sit down)
Or I`ll make you (get down)
I`ll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town
You ought to be glad that I let you cum
The only kind of gas I ever use is premium
As we were driving to our destination on a quest
She said,May I relax on your big head rest?
Now we listened to her favorite song,relaxed and layed back
As I brove,her to Jersey on my big black Cadillac
My big.... black.... Caddy....Caddy
My big.....black.... Caddy....Caddy
Now when I`m drivin` down deep dark tunnels on slick wet roads
That`s when I put my black Caddy in cruise control
You fella`s Caddy`s on the side of the road,then go tow it
Because my horn is workin` fine,don`t believe me
Come blow it
Not Mercedes,BMW,Porsche or Masarati,it`s a big fat stretch
I`m tellin` everybody (my big black Caddy)
Yo,I know ain`t nothing wrong with your hearin`
And I got a strong back that provides the power steering
The fellas all (jealous) The ladies all (want it)
You can`t get in it but you all can ride on it
My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy
My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy
A huh,huh,well,it`s not the kind of Caddy that runs on gas
It`s the kind of Caddy that runs on (ass)
The ladies waitin` in line to keep polished and shined
It`s designed so they never make one like mine
It`s rammed through many towns
Really got around (did work,done damage)
And it never broke down
My Cadillac is great,earth`s 8th wonder of the world
Take it out my garage and scare the (shit out of girls)
It`s big,you dig,but there no need to panic
`Cause the Caddy`s fully loaded and it`s aerodynamic
My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy
My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy
Joy-riding with my Caddy,cold chillin`,gettin` loose
When I saw this flygirl who needed a boost
So I dipped into her bumpers with skill and with class
She screamed.Harder,won`t you give me just a little more gas
Doin` my best so she wouldn`t feel inferior
She said I like your nice plush vinyl exterior
She was holdin` on tighter than a figure-four leg lock
This is what she said the first time she saw the jock
(Who Johnny Carson,your Caddy`s so large)
(But you can park your Cadillac in my greasy garage)
My big.....black.....Caddy...Caddy
My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy
