Pumpin 4 The Man — текст песни (Ween)

Its a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps

Sometimes you think youre gonna drop

In the end youre filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off

And before you can leave you gotta sweep the fuckin shop



Its a real real bitch to be workin for the man

But shit, I do it well, so what the fuck

I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin dump

But its all the same to me, bustin ass to make a buck



So read em up and stick em

Pump that fucker good

Some woman down on main street needs a jump

Get your fingers outta your ass

And pump some faggots gas

And think about how bad new hope sucks



And its a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up

And then you check their oil and know youre fucked

cause no one wants a loser who works for 5 an hour

Smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain and rude as hell



Now I can fix a tire like hurricane melinda

I know that Im the best for what its worth

So if I choose to help you dont look like you expect it

cause its a gift that God gave me at birth



So read em up and stick em

Pump that fucker good

Some woman down on main street needs a jump

Get your fingers outta your ass

And pump some faggots gas

And think about how bad new hope sucks, woohoo!



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