Piss Up A Rope — текст песни (Ween)

my dinner`s on fire
while she watches TV
and if you`ve ever wondered
what it`s like to be me
she takes all my money
and leaves me no smokes
yells at my buddies
and insults my folks
i`m breakin` my back doin` the best that i can
she`s got time for the dog and none for her man
and i`m no dope
but i can`t cope
so hit the fuckin` road and piss up a rope

you can
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin`
pack your bag
i don`t need the ag
on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin`
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you`re up shits creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can`t cope
piss up a rope

uh you can piss up a rope
and feel the pissy dribble
you can piss up a rope
and watch me giggle
for the last 6 months
i been packin` your bag
you can wash my balls
with a warm, wet rag
till my balls feel smooth
and soft like silk
i`m sick of your mouth
and your 2 percent milk
and i`m no dope
but i`ve lost all hope
so hit the fuckin` road and
piss up a rope

you can
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin`
pack your bag
i don`t need the ag
on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin`
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you`re up shits creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can`t cope
piss up a rope

(solos)

you can
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin`
pack your bag
i don`t need the ag
on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin`
you ride my ass
like a horse in a saddle
now you`re up shits creek
with a turd for a paddle
and i can`t cope
piss up a rope
(repeat)