May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up?
We`re gonna have a problem here.
You all act like you never heard a white person before.
His rhymes are a bore, punk kid trying to be hard core ( Yo! What`s up??)
The mushroom mouth is back worse than before.(???)
Making us snore, whining in the microphone ( Baby crying)
It`s the return of the oh wait, no wait, you`re a fool.
You didn`t pay money for this CD did you?
And Dr. Dre (laugh) did everything you idiot, without Dre`s defense
you`re as good as dead.
The world`s had enough of Eminem ( Jiggy jiggy)
Even his girlfriend`s cheatin on him.
Look at him, walking around living off Dre, acting so cool, but
he`s really kinda weak though.
Little twit blasts me on his new cd
Why? Cause I turned him down for a date (hee hee)
As for the question of who came first, was it Carson daly or
was it Fred Durst?
I`m sorry Slim, but this is gonna hurt. They both came closer
than you ever will, jerk.
Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves.
You`re kinda lucky cause you got more fame than you deserve.
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is.
Of course they`re gonna like you, of course they do.
You`re like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons
You aint nothin but a product, packaged to be bought up.
You know a year from now you won`t be thought of.
So you write about dead animals and cannibals
And some day you`ll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals. ( Dog howls)
And there`s a million women just like me, that think like me,
that all can see that
Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me!!
You`re Slim Shady, yes you`re the real shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating.
So won`t the Real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up,
please shut up?
You`re Slim Shady, yes you`re the real shady.
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite itrritating,.
So won`t the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up
