Shaniqua — текст песни (Little T and One Track Mike)

(*ring*)
Hello nahnah she don`t live here man
I thought I told you
I think you need to step off alright

(Verse 1)
Moved into my apartmen`t at the university
The only one that lives here is me so why the phone ring all day long
I got no friends except Mike and he`s gone for the summer
And I just wan`t some peace and quiet
Come to my room and its a telephone riot
Ringalingaling everytime I take a step, can`t sleep can`t eat
can`t breathe can`t bitch I can`t get my work done
cause people keep callin with the same damn question
Hello is Shaniqua there? Nah Shaniqua moved out last year.
I think you have the wrong number. This is Little T.
You mean Shaniqua`s brother?
Man can`t you just leave me alone.
This ain`t Shaniquas house this ain`t her phone.
And don`t call back again cuz if you do you know the answer man.

(Chorus)
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there hell no!
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there hell no!

(Verse 2)
I wonder who Shaniqua is what she does and where she lives
Is she a hothead with too many zits, a movie star with inflatable tits
Does she take the train or drive in a car
Work in an office or down at the bar
How the hell should I know she could be a bino for all I care
Hello is Shaniqua there? Yes she is but she can`t talk now
She`s busy milking our purple cow and talkin to the Easter Bunny
Man you think you`re funny
Shut up Beavis, I told you six times before

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
Check my machine on Friday there were 22 messages
Man I can`t win at this one
Said this here`s for the kid livin with Shaniqua
You want that trick you can keep her
Will this ever cease so I can get some sleep
Shaniqua moved out leave your message at the beep (BEEP)
Shaniqua I love you call me

(Chorus)