I`m A Loser — текст песни (Ant And Dec)

Every dog has his way,
Get`s his way,
So they say, so how come I`m a loser in every way?

Always trying my best but it never ever works,
Always end up face down chewing on the dirt.
A failure with the ladies but you know it don`t matter,
I got the losing charm, they don`t go for the patter,
If I give you my number, I can never win,
I never get to rhumble, it ends up in the bin.
A target for the pigeons, they score a direct hit,
No matter how hard I try I end up covered in... nah I won`t say it,

I`m giving you the psyche,
Time for me to sit back and let another loser on the mic.

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I`m a loser baby, (born loser),
He`s a loser yeah yeah, and you don`t wanna be.
I`m a loser baby, (born loser),
He`s a loser yeah yeah, and you don`t wanna be, don`t wanna be a loser!

If you think that you`re a loser,
Dec I`m telling you I`m a loser too, drawing pins on my seat at school,
The pages were stuck with glue, butt of all the jokes,
Everybody`s scapegoat, last around the running track,
Mittens on my coat, and when I grew up,
You know things ain`t gotten better,
Only time I kissed a girl was when I had to pay her,
All dressed up I got no place to go, every loser does it,
Well I`d like to let you know,
There`s a hole in my bucket, Lisa doesn`t even care,
The wind blew my cap off OH GOD I`VE GOT NO HAIR!!!!!
Here, take the mic, it really doesn`t work,
I can tell the job for me is reading news like Michael Buerk

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