* cover version of the LL Cool J song from Walking With a Panther
[Puff Daddy]
Uh-huh, uh, yeah
What you say? C`mon, yeah
Uh-huh... uh
Now here`s a little story, about a girl, with a Big Ole Butt
A-huh, yeah, I like Big Ole Butts, you dig?
I was at the Tunnel, sippin on champagne
Takin a break, with this honey on my brain
Admirin the girls with the diamond earrings
Benjamins blastin, doin my thing
That`s when I seen her, her name was Keisha
Ass-wide figure, just had to meet her
I said, How you doin? My name is Puff
Don`t ask me how I`m livin, cause boo I`m livin plush
But then again, I`m livin kind of sneaky
Cause my girl don`t know that I`m out actin freaky
Hit her with the tch-tch-tch, got the digits
Called her on the StarTap, paid her a visit
I was spankin her and thankin her, screwin her and doin her
Laughin not thinkin bout G`s, I just blew in her
Playin like a King, on sheets of satin
Me and Shorty smack in, her crib in Manhattan
She had a big ole booty, like you see in the movies
And on top of all that, I think her sister wanted to do me
But Keisha was exotic, and Cease my witness
She said, Daddy, when you comin back to hit this?
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the neck
On my mind was Keisha and how she stayed wet
Sat my girl on the couch, I couldn`t hold it in
And said to her, with a devilish grin...
Keisha`s got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
You know I told you I`d be true (I told you)
But Keisha`s got a big ole butt (that`s right)
So I`m leavin you (see-ya! he haha)
Keisha`s got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
I know I told you I`d be true (I lied baby)
But Keisha`s got a big ole butt (c`mon)
So I`m leavin you (yeah, that`s right)
I went past to Rutgers, about three o`clock
I tried to get a cutie, to ride my jock
Me and Ma$e, Suburban blastin
Cold Dom P, smilin, laughin
Freaks all over, the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That`s when I seen her, her name was Kim
She had the kind of booty that I`d like to get in
I said to Ma$e, Stop the jeep
She`s only seventeen, but yo she`s a freak
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
I scooped this beauty, like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, Boo, you look tired
Let`s go to my crib, and bone by the fire
I put her big booty on the zebraskin rug
She gave my balls a kiss, I gave her breasts a hug
I said to this girl, I don`t love them hoes!
You want to get freaky, let me suck on your toes
I licked and sucked, she asked me to sing
I grabbed a pack of condoms, I pulled out my thing
When I was through, she wiped the sweat from my chest
When to the kitchen, and fried some chicken breast
Keisha busted in, my house while I was eatin
You know what I said?
Too bad you caught me cheatin, but...
Kim`s got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
I know I told you I`d be true (I know I told you)
But Kim`s got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
So I`m leavin you (see-ya! he haha)
Kim`s got a big ole butt (yeah, yeah)
I know I told you I`d be true (I know what I said, but I lied)
But Kim`s got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
So I`m leavin you (that`s right)
[Lil` Cease]
Yo, I went to Justin`s for some shrimp and steak
Around the time that this waitress was on her break
I pulled into the parkin lot and parked my truck
Niggaz playa hate but I ain`t give a fuck
I paid it no attention, and walked inside
D-Rock had the nine and he was chillin in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin
And shrimp and steak wasn`t the only thing cookin
I sat down to eat, and ordered my food
I said to the waitress, I don`t mean to be rude
But I`ll take you on a platter
She said, You got a girl, Ceasar said, It don`t matter
You look like you`re tasty as pipin hot pizza
What`s your name? She said, My tag says Lisa
I said, O.K., you`re smart and all that
But when you get off work, then goin to snack
She looked at me and said, You need to stop!
Cease where you goin? The Marriott
