Chorus: Eminem (repeat 4X)
That`s why they call me Slim Shady (I`m Back)
I`m Back (I`m Back) [SLIM SHADY!] I`m Back
[Eminem]
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better get rid of that nine it ain`t gonna help
What good`s it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I`m waitin for hell like hell shit I`m anxious as hell
Manson you`re safe in that cell, be thankful it`s jail
I used to be my mommy`s little angel at twelve
Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
`til I cut a kitten`s head off and stuck it in this kid`s mailbox
{Mom! MOM!} I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I`m stressed
Too much stares two breasts, too upset
It`s just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)
Grew up quick (no) was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, Hi
Became a commodity because I`m W-H-I-
-T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me
Can`t wait `til Kim sees me
Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn`t workin?
You hear this finger? Oh it`s upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now
Chorus
[Eminem]
I take each individual degenerate`s head and reach into it
just to see if he`s influenced by me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this shit he`s an innocent victim
and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
{*vocal scratches*} My name is Slim Shady
I been crazy way before radio didn`t play me
The sensational {*vocal scratch Back is the incredible!*}
With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
It`s Ken Kaniff on the, internet
Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
It`s a, sick world we live in these days
Slim for Pete`s sakes put down Christopher Reeve`s legs!
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
Slim it`s a touchy subject, try and just don`t mention it
Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic
whose eyes get so squinted, I`m blind from smokin `em
with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doin lines of coke in `em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
all high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*}
And that`s where I get my name from, that`s why they call me
Chorus
[Eminem]
I take seven [----] from [---------], stand `em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that`s a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause (I`mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazy
as the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, N`Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y`all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It`s why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it`d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I`m sorry Puff, but I don`t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain`t mine, what`s my name?
Chorus
[Eminem {*vocal scratching*}]
Guess who`s b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess who`s back (Hi mom!)
{*scratch*} Guess who`s back
{*scratch*} Gue {*scratch*} guess who`s back
D-12 {*scratch*} Guess who`s back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who`s back
Dr. Dre {*scratch*} Guess who`s back
Back back {*scratch*} back
{*scratch*}
Slim Shady, 2001
I`m blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck
