[Brainstorm]
Mac dad-o, Karamello
We free agents.....7 years, 220 million dollars apiece
I`m the startin` power forward, Brainstorm the gambler
Uptown baller, bona fide rock handla
I got skillz handle the mic like Muggsy,
I got dreams like Hakeem to be a rich man, like Rich and Bugsy
My man I got the plan to bust a phat rhyme out,
Travelin` like Chris Webber, before he called that time out
I ain`t bout that punk shit, got game but can`t dunk shit
Fuck that I`m about to get on some more white men can`t jump shit
See me on the court with no ups, but mad handle,
One-on-one for thirty dollars? You know I like to gamble
I got game but it ain`t like I can`t lose,
But lady you might catch me on the court freestylin` bout your shoes
I slang many types of rocks many types of ways
Slangin` them things since way back in the days
Niggas slangin` crack rocks, thinkin` they be ballin`,
Nah, not me patna, I`d rather slang a Spalding
Last week fuck around and got a triple-double
[Karamello]
Check the balls, check the balls
All in the ballin` in your own sweat puddles ya fallin`
Stutter-steppin` never stallin`
The illest place K is callin`, but callin` K out is not wise
Lurkin` in the paint six five ready to swat flies
Burnin` ya like hot fries, the message to contenders
You better in the stands as a cotton candy vendor
(Candy Ass!)
I`m handy with my passes to perfectionists like BOW!
I do your team foul,
Be on conception with my illa crossover,
Shakin` crossovers ya lost, game over
Don`t believe me? Lemme show ya.
Rip ya like a jersey new styles get in your skin,
I spot ya ass ten games eleven, you still couldn`t win
Skills are blended in a matter that means much to slayer
Word to Scottie, case considered as the all-around player
Number 24 rippin` plenty more rhymes,
Many feet behind the three line, nothin` but twine
That`s ya muthafuckin` be-hind, my dunks are rather di-vine,
And powerful ya done, hit the showers here`s a towel,
I`ma celebrate with white out, victory becomes a Scott
The Laker girls are screamin` Psychoward muthafuckas
Usin` metaphors to rock the show my lyrical weaponry
If you think you can hang, grab your spherical, step to me
[Mac]
It`s the six two straight from Third Ward State
University where chumps vacate,
Gimme a fast break,
Watch the camoflauge assass TAKE niggas
These fake niggas, these ole I`m from out of state niggas and what?
Slangin` rocks to support skin pops
Fiends know when you`re home and when you`re not
And real niggas open up shop, on territorial blocks
Tell the cops that you about to get stopped
Kick ya door in, illegal search found one rock
Plus a bag a pot, he brag alot told the cops that he had a plot
And he`ll be out around eight o clock,
Until the cops put him in a cell block and threw away the locks
It`s kinda similar for players who shine,
Both get P-T, but in the dope game, that`s prison time
The Universal, contraversal, multi-versal,
See you on my tennis shoe commercial niggas
It don`t quit nigga
Uptown how ya figure?
The dream team nigga, ya heard of us.