LSI Song — текст песни (Evil Jake)

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LSI is like
your gay uncle Mike
although in spite
of the drinks I spike
Curtis likes to fuck with n00bs
James would rather touch boobs
Maile calls James and me pervs
When really she has a sick mind =P
Sierra eats out her girlfriend
Matt would like something to bend
Gus makes everyone write:
I R Gus
Brittany has a nice rack
But if I said that to her, I`d get smacked
Marlene thinks I have a nice voice
But Maile thinks I sound like shit
Mandy seems really sweet
But I think she wants a cock to beat
Snap`s the LSI Bot
But I`m sure he still has a cock
Ray tries to keep us in line
Well he tried that on James but it didn`t work out fine
Natalie`s a sexy ass Jew
But if I said that to Maile she`d say I go moo!