Parental Guidance — текст песни (Violent Delight)

Well I say, Well I say one thing
And then it ends up another
And I can`t be bothered
�cause today
Well it could be the first
But then it could be the worst
�cause I heard my parents fucking

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don`t know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

Yeah

Late one night, woke up to get some water
But I heard my parents trying for another daughter
Didn`t think, my Dad could still get it up
But from the noises they were making someone was sure getting fucked

And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don`t know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

I guess the proper time has come to say “I am very proud of you son”

Yeah, yeah, yeah, what`s wrong with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, is something new?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gran likes it too!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, When I`m that old I`m gonna do it too!

When I was watching the tele
I looked up at Dad`s shelf and saw some KY Jelly
Well the thoughts, well they weren`t a lot fun
When you get the funny feeling mummy takes it up the bum.

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don`t know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh

Well I guess, It`s �cause I`m them I`m here
But before I go on, I should make one thing clear
How could they, ever put me through this
�cause seeing your parents fucking, is worse than drinking piss

And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don`t know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh
[repeat until end]