Oh Maria hands it out
she comes from Guatamala
she helps me get around
she helps when I`m in trouble
when the ice cream hit the ground
The Federales they were a`coming
she had made arrangements with a vendor
the stupid gringo - he got away
Now if I had a $100`s
and maracas in my hand
I`d shake them for Maria
I`d pressure her old man
to let me take her back to Texas In the white pickup truck
where she had done a dozen favors
to get me out of dutch
La...
Now we never spank the children
and the house is pretty small
and I never learned the language
of old Guatamal
but there are frijoles when I`m hungry
and I drink tequila when I`m dry
and the coffee is oh so good
and Maria hands it out
La...