Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day — текст песни (Gilbert O`sullivan)

I want to tell you,
I might as well do
About a girl I met back in May
Her name is Rita
And you should see her
When she goes
Ooh wakka doo wakka day

She`s got a brother
like any other
Who got his nose caught
Inside a gate
And when they freed him
It so relieved him
He just went
Ooh wakka doo wakka day

You wouldn`t think to look at me
That I was strong but underneath
It all I really am
And just prove it why only the other
Day I picked a needle up with one hand

Now up in Bradford
A chap named Radford
While taking part in a local play
Was intercepted and then suspected
of going Ooh wakka doo wakka day

ay ay ay
Who`s that lady I saw you with?
It was not your wife
It looked to me suspiciously like
Some I`d had never seen before
In my life
...Do..do...do

It`s not surprising when
You come to think of it
Just what it is that makes
people swear
You only have to sing the wrong bleepin` thing
And there`ll be bleeping every bleeping where.

Now if you love me
You`re not above me
And if you don`t well
What can I say
Except will see then
You come to tea then
you can go
Ooh wakka doo wakka day