Take one policeman whose job is tough Investigating a cover-up
Looks to his colleagues for support Gets accused of nothing has
to leave the force Not so Great Britain Not So Great Britain
Not So Great And who knows why We pride ourselves on our sporting
name Soccer after all is our national game And in Europe our
teams are banned It`s not the players they don`t like It`s the
fans Not so Great Britain Not So Great Britain Not So Great And
who knows why It`s the land of hope and glory Where every school
is preparatory (early) No wonder on election night Tories always
win outright I was taught at school it`s wrong to tell lies That
golden rule it seems no longer applies next time your teacher
says you lied here`s proof just say you`re being economical with
the truth Not so Great Britain Not So Great Britain Not So Great
And who knows why In the kingdom of Jackanory Where every picture
it sells a story Woe is me what have we done Goodbye Hong Kong
it`s been fun I know how I feel when a child is sick You want
to t
reat it and treat it quick But what`s going to happen when the
doctor Says We`d love to treat you but we have no beds Not so
Great Britain Not So Great Britain Not So Great And who knows
why So great in so many ways But not in others So cool nobody`s
fool Like any other