Looking (at Tale Of Two Meanings) — текст песни (Gilbert O`sullivan)

I`m looking for a man who knows how to finish
Better than to begin
I`m looking for a girl whose age is Virginia
Name around seventeen
I`m looking for a tie that won`t get knotted
One that will not be four making five
On I`ve a reason you see
That`s good. tell me where`s the door

I like to think it`s time I stopped interfering
In peoples private lives
I like to think the bits I find fascinating
Ought to decrease in size
I like to think but then you tell me who doesn`t
And I`ll tell you a tale/tail
Is the part you start with when you begin
Or brush If your dog`s on sale

I like to think but then you tell me who doesn`t
And I`ll tell you a sale
Is the time you find out everything`s cheap
Only prices remain unchanged

I`m wondering If the girl I married this morning
Wants us to get divorced
I`m wondering If the child we both plan on having
Shouldn`t be ordered first
I`m wondering If the pain I have In my left leg
isn`t just In my head
Which Is fine. don`t mind as long as I`m here
I might as well stay myself