See the statues in the square
They almost look alive
It`s amazing after all these years
How they`ve survived
Two young children gazing at them
Faces so forlorn
One is saying to the other
I wonder how they`re born
It`s funny how we always tend
To look back on our past
As if they were the only good times
That we`re ever going to have
See the river heading outwards
Watch the ships sail in
Notice how despite their size
They very rarely sink
Tell the man who`s watching with you
His shoelace is undone
When he looks pretend you didn`t notice
You were wrong
And anytime there`s trouble up ahead
Don`t get into a state
Where you wish you were dead
Just take your time and do
What you believe is right
It could turn out to be
A blessing in disguise-disguise-
It`s funny how we always tend
To overlook the bad
Doesn`t anybody know that
It`s so easy to be sad
Talk about doing what you do best
Seems to me the more you do
The less you get
All told I would say that it was pretty grim
Although on the other hand
I`ve got a ring
Mass unemployment`s at an all time best
Why not quit your job and take a well earned rest
Grow old on the dole
That`s the life I need
Everybody`s doing it so why not me