Flagpole Sitta (Parody) — текст песни (Harvey Danger)

I had visions i was in them
I was looking into the mirror
i couldn`t get any Queerer
even if i tried

I`m a famous rock and roller
look at me hey, i`m on M-T-V
i look like Drew Carey
and i`m big and fat
(but fat is where it`s at)

i`m not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i`m so fat

been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
and i can`t stop eating
all i do is watch tv

put me in the hospital for nerves
and hyper obesity
i`m 5`6" four hundred three
i could have been the biggest star on mtv god damn you

i`m not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i`m so fat
i`m not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i`m so fat

i wanna publish cd`s
and be on mtv
i wanna write good songs
i can`t but im tryin`
i`m not as good as sublime
without my glasses im blind
i`m so damn blind
i`m so damn blind

harvey danger, harvey danger
now we`re a big one hit wonder
did you ever wonder
what we`ll do after this song?

hear the songs on my record
i swear to God that we won`t be touring
cause they`re so damn boring
the agony of my clogged veins are killing me

i`m not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i`m so fat
i`m not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i`m so fat