1)
I SAW A LITTLE KID
AS HE WALKED AROUND
HE PICKED A CANDY BAR UP
OFF THE GROUND
HE CHOWED ABOUT A HALF
THEN HIS FACE TUNED BLUE
TURNED OUT THAT CANDY BAR WAS DOGGY-DOO
chorus:
WOW OH- DON`T PICK IT UP I SAY
WOW OH- UNLESS YOU CAN THROW IT AWAY
WOW OH- DON`T PICK IT UP I SAY
YOU`RE GONNA BE BUMMED THAT YOU WENT THAT WAY
2)
yOU`RE OUT THERE MAKIN BACON
NO SCRUTINY
YOU MESS AROUND TOO MUCH
AND YOU GOT VD
YOU KNOW YOU NEVER THINK
AND YOU`RE SORE TODAY
YOU`RE GONNA TAKE IT BACK TO CALIFORNIA
chorus
3)
MY FRIEND WAS KINDA HURTIN`
FOR A GIRL TO TRY
HE SAW ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE PAT
ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
IT HAD A PAIR OF THINGIES
BUT A MUSTACHE TOO
NOT CLEARLY MALE OR FEMALE
SO WHAT TO DO?
chorus
(to fade out at the end)