Mom I`m dyin`
I`m dizzy and fryin`
My throat hurts
I think I should stay in bed
Cause I got some kind of disease
And there are no remedies
Think I should stay in bed today
Maybe tomorrow go out and play
It`s Saturday
With Ginseng
And fresh squeezed juice
Of wheat-grass
Oh, and some hot chicken soup
That just might keep me alive
A couple days
But I`ve got some kind of disease
And there are no remedies
Think I`ll join Timothy Leary
In a cryogenic freeze
Next Saturday
Yeah I`ve got some kind of disease
And there are no remedies
Shoulda listened when you said beware
Of horny girls with New Jersey hair
Last Saturday
Written by: John Wozniak
Published by: WB Music Corp. & Wozniak Publishing (ASCAP)