Met me a girl the other week Long blonde hair lips you could
eat She thanked me for the drinks I bought And said the train
that she ought to have caught Had probably left I heard a voice
inside me Say You lucky bugger Break a leg All my life I`ve tried
to avert Incidents where, I could be hurt At school they taught
me right from wrong No harm in being a weakling as long as long
as you use your head Yet on the stage if you want to succeed
The thing to do is break a leg Why not an arm Why Not a toe Why
only one when one as you know Is not quite complete To do that
you need One more Upon my word you take it from me On my winter
hols I love to ski But rather than go down too fast And end up
with my face alas Covered in egg I do as my instructor says Get
on that piste and break a leg Why not an arm not a chin What`s
so clever about breaking your leg so to speak how would your
feet then grow I went to do the other night Could hardly drink
cause I had to drive And just as I was about to leave A chap
got up and spoke
to me Here`s what he said I hear your leaving that`s a shame
Its good to see you glad you came Before you go from all of us
here A safe journey home now Break a leg