Em Calls Paul (Skit) — текст песни (Eminem)

Aye yo Paul, It`s Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he`s not `thrilled` about the video
What does he `wanna be startin` somethin`?`
Well I`ll show him who`s really `bad`
Paul, `the way you make me feel` with these calls
You should really take a look at the `man in the mirror`
And tell him to `beat it` because I `won`t stop till I get enough`
Do you `remember the time` we were watching the `Billy Jean` video?
Well he`ll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn`t matter if he`s `black or white`
Because I `can`t stop loving him` and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can`t
Excuse me, I`m taking a shit
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
No I don`t have a new gun [click] (goddamn it)