You say "either" and I say "either"
You say "neither" I say "neither"
"either" "either", "neither" "neither"
Lets call the whole thing off
You say "potato" I say "patattah"
You say "tomato" I say "creole tomatah"
Lets call the whole thing off
Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part and
Oh, if we ever part
That would break my heart
I say "ursta" you say "oyster"
Im not gonna stop eatin urstas
Just cause you say oysters,
Lets call the whole thing off
I say "pajamas" you say "pajamas"
Sugar, whats the problem?
For we know we need each other so
Wed better call the calling off off
Oh lets call it off, oh lets call it off
Oh lets call it off, baby lets call it off
Sugar why dont we call it off,
Im talking baby why call it off
Lets call the whole thing off