Well the desk porter laughed
News of our legend and our exploits
Travelled car
From bell-hop to hired car
All this and more
Modern History
On the third floor
So is this where he died
Spend your life cutting words up
With a knife
I light a candle for each night
You wate away your life
Modern history
On the third floor
Well they`re never gonna forget us
We`re the most famous
People that they know
Went to a party
I didn`t say a word
You don`t know how lucky you were
You don`t know how lucky you are
So we set fire to your room
And we bandaged up your
hands and arms - now
Where`s your beauty gone
Modern history
On the third floor