If I Were a Bell — текст песни (Harry Connick, Jr.)

Ask me how do I feel
now that we`re cosy and clinging
Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I`d be ringing!

From the moment we kissed tonight
That`s the way I`ve just gotta behave
Boy, if I were a lamp I`d light
And If I were a banner I`d wave!

Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is if gate I`d be swinging!
And if I were a watch I`d start popping my springs!
Or if I were a bell I`d go ding dong, ding dong ding!

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I`m learning.
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I`d be burning!
Yes, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked!
Boy, if I were a duck I`d quack!
Or if I were a goose I`d be cooked!

Ask me how do I feel,
now that we`re fondly caressing
Well, if I were a salad I know I`d be splashing my dressing
Oh, If I were a season
I shortly be spring
Yes, or if I were a bell I`d go
ding dong, ding dong ding!