I`m proud to be a banker
I`m proud to be a banker
I`m proud to be a banker
`Cause I get to play with other people`s money
I`m having a lousy day
I burned my toast and spilled my coffee
On my best shirt. So I had to change and then
I`m late for work. So I rush into the meeting
Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is
And I don`t really give a damn
But I don`t have another job
And so I lie and say
I`m proud to be a banker
I`m proud to be a banker
I`m proud to be a banker
`Cause I get to talk to stimulating people
I open up my mail
Hoping that it`s not a bill but it`s from the bank
Saying that I have only 20 hours to go
To contribute to my RRSP for this tax year
So I run down to the bank but there`s a 20-mile lineup
And I`m yelling and I`m screaming
And I`m not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh
I`m proud to be a banker
I`m proud to be a banker
I`m proud to be a banker
`Cause I get to screw with other people`s lives
I took out 40 bucks
From the automatic teller. It told me
That I couldn`t `cause I just had 10
But that can`t be `cause I just got paid on Friday
So I go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup
And I`m talking to the teller
She says Wait I`ll get your last month`s statement
She comes back in 7 hours
Says I`ve got some interest charges and a cheque from Uncle Bill
That bounced and so they`ll have to charge me 40 bucks for that
And for the box I never opened and I don`t have overdraft protection
And I think I`ll die before I pay off all that I owe and I don`t even
Own a car
I`m pleased to be a banker
I`m proud to be a banker
I`m pleased to be a banker
`Cause I get to play with other people`s money
(HE`S A BANKER)
Would you please endorse this cheque?
(HE`S A BANKER)
Do you have any assets?
(HE`S A BANKER)
You should buy you shouldn`t rent
(HE`S A BANKER)
The cheque will cost you fifty cents
(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)
(He`s a banker and he says
that it will cost you fifty cents
He`s a banker and he says
that it will cost you fifty cents)
(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)
