Well, I got a bumper sticker
On the back of my truck
There ain`t another like it
�Cause I had it made up
I can tell who`s behind me
They give themselves away
Lay on their horn when they read this phrase
Honk if you honky tonk
Don`t if you don`t
But, if you do
Don`t you love to
Honk if you honky tonk
Me and Friday night go hand in hand
Ice cold beers and a swingin` band
A girl on my arm that won`t let go
She caught my little sign about a mile ago
Honk if you honky tonk
Don`t if you don`t
But, if you do
Don`t you love to
Honk if you honky tonk
Well, just the other day I was cruisin` through town
Sheriff pulled me over, thought I had it now
I rolled down my window, he said with a grin
“I want one of them stickers or I`m gonna run you in.”
Honk if you honky tonk
Don`t if you don`t
But, if you do
Don`t you love to
Honk if you honky tonk
Honk if you honky tonk
Don`t if you don`t
But, if you do
Don`t you love to
Honk if you honky tonk
Honk if you honky tonk
I hear ya honkin`, yeah
I`m pullin over
Let`s honky tonk