(Wayland Patton/Larry Cordle/Jeff Tanguay)
I`ve always said I do too easy
And now I`m payin` the price
My weakness for beautiful women
Is my most expensive vice
I still believe in matrimony
But I can`t afford another try
Child support and alimony
Is just about to bleed me dry
I got ex`s all across the country
And I owe everybody in town
I got bill collectors a callin` me up
And lawyers tryin` to track me down
I`m just one wrong move from the poor house
But I don`t belong in there
I got so many ex`s and owe so much
I oughta be on Hollywood squares
Yeah, I oughta be on Hollywood squares
Lookin` back over my love life
I only have myself to blame
I guess I should`ve checked my price tag
Before I gave `em my last name
Now my credit rating`s in the gutter
And the bottom line sure looks bad
I`ll be payin` the rest of my life
For the few good times I`ve had
I got ex`s all across the country
And I owe everybody in town
I got bill collectors a callin` me up
And lawyers tryin` to track me down
I`m just one wrong move from the poor house
But I don`t belong in there
I got so many ex`s and owe so much
I oughta be on Hollywood squares
Yeah, they oughta put me on Hollywood squares