There`s no stoppin` the cretins from hoppin`
You gotta keep it beatin` for all the hoppin` cretins.
Cretin! Cretin!
I`m gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won`t stop, doin` the Cretin Hop.
Cretin! Cretin! 1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more 4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven.
