I`m Shittin` On `Em — текст песни (FunkDoobiest)

I can do the somber
Like in November
Then rock a crowd while I`m in my pajamas
Like Tito Puente
I am muy caliente
Fuck Kunta Kinte
Cuz Son is the sensei
I funk with the black belt
You better step back, hell
I can Get Smart
Just like Agent Maxwell
I don`t give a fuck, G
Hey hey, we`re the Monkees
I`ll rock a rhyme to the end of the month, see
I go on and on
Like a marathon
I sing like Sarah Vaughn
But like the underground
I flip through some kung-fu
You know that I`ve come to
Freak the ill shit
You just can`t undo

Chorus:
Son, get it funky (I`m shittin` on `em, shittin` on `em) (4x)
Son, get it funky (yo, I`m shittin` on `em)
I can get symphonic
Like Harry Connick
Or the Philharmonic
I`ll drop atomic
Vocals, solo
Like Sonny Bono
I got you babe... but who`s got the pornos?
I`m iller than a wino
I`m not an albino
I charge like a rhino
You put me in a ???
When I rob shit, bomb shit
Some say I`m obnoxious
I don`t give a fuck
I`ll make you feel nauseous
Row, row your boat
Gently down the street
I`ll take you all out
With my funk doobie team
I got the skills, kid
Like Rumplestilskin
I put out gold, get smooth like Jackie Wilson
Singin` soprano
Move to the piano
Hey, where`s the ???
Our shit will be in ???

Chorus (4x

I shoobee-do-pop
Hip hop like Sinatra
I spray my Binaca
Then shake my maracas
Hey, it`s the swinga
Fuck a humdinger with a finger
Yo, it`s the ultimate singer
Kumbaya, yo kumbaya
Like Belafonte
But what`s Del Monte?
I kicks the flava
The ill funk behavior
Sick like polio
Wild like a rodeo
Out there in Kansas
Punk, check the classic
Get your ass kicked
So hop in the casket
I`m rockin calipso
Who`s got the Nabisco
I cook like Crisco
I pump the ill disco

Chorus (8x)