It`s Friday night, I want to get my swerve on
The club is hopping, let`s see what`s popping
And uh the ladies were jocking, the fellas are clocking
the Cris is pouring; tonight it`s a sure thing
See I got my American flag du-rag on so you know that I`m looking top notch
I`m just looking for a girl to bag ya`ll
so I can take her home and play hopskotch on her pussy
Now I see this fly honey all alone at the bar
I give her a glance in my b-boy stance
I roll up to her and I ask her her name
She squeezes my thigh, and she whispers Lorraine
So I looked in her eyes, and knew it was on
then she grabbed my hand, and let me tug her thong
And the next thing I knew, we were in my whip
driving to my crib, while she`s suckin` my dick
So we got into the house, and the temperature rose
we made out for awhile and I sucked on her toes
I kissed her on the neck, and I headed downtown
to lick that coochie, but a hairy dick flopped down!
I should have known... she was six feet tall
I should have known... I mean the broad was broad
I should have known... by the size of her hands
I should have known... that she was a man
I should have known... her voice was kinda low
I should have known... by the Adam`s apple in her throat
I should have known... that she had a plan
I should have known... that the bitch was a man
It`s Friday night, just finished rocking the show
My encore song was nice and slow
Ladies are scoping, the fellas just hoping
Me, I`m just chilling, backstage smoking
I see some girls flashing their backstage passes
I tell the bouncer let em in, cuz they have fat asses
Oh my my, these girls looked fly, fly fly
But there`s one in particular, she caught my eye
So I kicked my game, and before you knew it
we were in the bathroom, ready to do it
But I said, wait a minute, let me get my camera
cuz I`ma make an amateur porno
First scene, I`m pissing on your picture
Second scene, we all getting nailed
Third scene, that was the worst scene
That`s when I found out you were only thirteen
I fucked you so hard, that your backpack packed off
and out dropped your I.D., date of birth 90
What`s done is done, and I can`t do nothing
so I opened up your mouth and took a dump in it
I should have known... by your little pink backpack
I should have known... by the stupid way you fucking act
I should have known... when I signed your Highlights magazine
I should have known... that you were only thirteen
I should have known... by your underdeveloped breasts
I should have known... you kept talkin` bout some math test
I should have known... by the way your braces gleam
I should have known... that you were only thirteen
