People will know when they see this show
The kind of a guy I am
They`ll recognize just what I stand for and what I just can`t stand
They`ll perceive what I believe in
And what I know is true
And they`ll recognize I`m a one man guy
Always was through and through
People meditate
Hey that`s just great
Trying to find the inner you
People depend on family and friend
And other folks to pull them through
I don`t know why I`m a one man guy
Or why I`m a one man show
But these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat are all
I love and know
`Cause I`m a one man guy in the morning
Same in the afternoon
One man guy when the sun goes down
I whistle me a one man tune
One man guy a one man guy
Only kind of guy to be
I`m a one man guy
I`m a one man guy
I`m a one man guy is me
I`m gonna bathe and shave
And dress myself and eat solo every night
Unplug the phone, sleep alone
Stay away out of sight
Sure it`s kind of lonely
Yeah it`s sort of sick
Being your own one and only
Is a dirty selfish trick
`Cause I`m a one man guy in the morning
Same in the afternoon
One man guy when the sun goes down
I whistle me a one man tune
One man guy a one man guy
Only kind of guy to be
I`m a one man guy
I`m a one man guy
I`m a one man guy is me