Hey Jack, what`s happenin`?
Oh, I don`t know.
Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Uh, yeah, I think I`m goin` down to the shore.
Whatcha gonna do down there?
Uh, I don`t know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Hey, don`t forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt,
y`know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Uh huh.
Hey, you gonna check out the sand bar while you`re there?
Uh, what`s the Sand Bar?
Oh, it`s this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Oh, cool.
Y`know who`s gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Oh.
Yeah, they do a Doors show, you`d be really impressed,
in fact, it goes a little like this:
Love me two times baby
Love me twice today (short musical pause)
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS
Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don`t take us to court.
Uh, what`s the court?
Never mind that,
(interrupts) Oh, you mean like the People`s Court?
Well, that`s another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me
how I`m gonna get down to the shore.
Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Funny you should ask, I`ve got a car now.
Oh wow, how`d you get a car?
Oh, my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
You`re kidding!
I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is
that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Uh, what kinda car do ya got?
I`ve got a
BITCHIN CAMARO!.....
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO,
Now it`s in all the papers
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don`t leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn`t get arrested, because my dad`s the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I`ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you`d better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I`ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.
