Well, I killed my dad
In a con gone bad
Nearly drank myself to death
But when he died he said Lou had the cake
So I caught a bus headin` west
I saw the numbers running through a small cafe
And I knew I`d find my Uncle Lou
That`s when Ed stepped up
He said pick a card
Shape the con before it shapes you
Who sent ya`?
Sam fuckin` Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya`?
Who sent ya`?
Who sent ya`?
Sam fuckin` Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya`?
Now I met my uncle for the very first time
And he sent me on a con with Ed
So we came callin` on his girl Diane
A blone girl dressed in red
I guess pigeon dropping was the name of the game
And I had to pay my dues
Well fun time
Family fun was the plan
Shape the con before it shapes you
Who sent ya`?
Sam fuckin` Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya`?
Who sent ya` baby girl?
Sam fuckin` Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya`?
Sam Peckinpah tried to choke Eddie out
But he cut him from ear to ear
Then he grabbed old Lou said
"We fuck now"
On his face a twisted jeer
He took old Lou to the same cafe`
Eddie couldn`t have been much higher
When he tied him up
It was his intent
To put his head in that deep fryer
Well, Diane told me
I tackled Ed
As we did a little wiggle and dance
When we were done Ed got a hot head
WELL VIVA LA FUCKIN` FRANCE MAN!
Someone tryin` to kill me man?
(They`re trying to kill you Eddie)
The fucking eggars(?)
Someone tryin` to kill me man?
(They`re trying to kill you Eddie)
The fucking eggars(?)
Guess they may be friends(for Ed)(?)
(All fuckin` summer long sugar)
Who sent you?
Sam fuckin` Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya`?
Who sent ya` baby girl?
Sma fuckin` Peckinpah
Yeah who sent ya`?
You shape the con or It`ll shape you
You shape the con
You shape the con or It`ll shape you
You shape the con
Praise fucking God!(?)