[ interviewer ]
Hi J-Zone, my name is Lisa Mitchell from Fuck-Off Magazine
and I`d like to do this interview with you
[ J-Zone ]
Oh really
[ interviewer ]
You released two albums for critical acclaim and acquired a fanbase
but a lot of people still never heard of you
Tell us who J-Zone is
[ J-Zone ]
Yeah
[ interviewer ]
Where you`re from
[ J-Zone ]
Ah
[ interviewer ]
Your goals
[ J-Zone ]
Yo
[ interviewer ]
Lifestyle
[ J-Zone ]
Ah-ha
[ interviewer ]
The people need informing
[ J-Zone ]
Okay
[ interviewer ]
Who are you?
[ J-Zone ]
Alright
[ J-Zone ]
How did I start? Dumb question
Where am I from? None of your business
You`re bluffin, what the fuck is this?
But as for my goal, I want a Caddy, feel me?
And three dime chicks callin me daddy dearly
(Describe yourself) Chicks call me a cheapskate
I mean I took her on a date, she thinkin: me gonna eat steak
I pick up the check if they don`t ask too much
But if that menu looks French we goin Dutch
Some chicks would define me as a asshole
Cause the only do` I show will get em boardwalks, so past go
(What about beats?)
I don`t make synthesizer beats, blow me
Only Casio I own is my imitation Roley
Rap for free, what the fuck?
(Now what we have here is a failure to communicate)
You ain`t gettin promos if you ain`t a DJ
Hit Jumpers for beats and get my clothes off of E-Bay
Native New Yorker, hate the Knicks and the Giants both
( ? ) for President`s the only way I try and vote
(Do you freestyle?)
Yup, but you can`t hear it till you pay me
Up the dough, there you go, that`s the spirit
Me do your beats for free cause you the best?
You`ll have the hottest acapellas on the planet
(I see, so you don`t do beats for free?)
I gotta get my platinum teeth somehow, right?
(Speaking of money, can you survive off music?
Do you have a day job?
Are you really a Old Maid Billionaire?
Or is it all an act?
What about your love life?
Is there a Ms. J-Zone?
What`s up with Lucy Liu?
The people need to know)
[ J-Zone ]
Do I have a day job? Yes, to rest and dress
Buy gasoline and lean, marinate and look great
Sleep and count sheep, yo, it`s a tough nine to four to have
I left the last hour for them kids that want my autograph
(What`d you do if you weren`t making music?)
I`d play for the Jets, fuck it, athletes rap
Shaquille O`Neal can plug a mic and spit a rap off?
I could go hut, hike and run a half back toss
(What about your crew?)
Shid, Huggy Bear, Jz
Dick Stallion and my homie Contakt, there it is
Girls think I`m stingy, nah, I ain`t believin that
What we ain`t bonin? Bitch, gimme my CD back
Cause of this behavior now they don`t like me
Zone, I don`t trick, that`s why I`m bagged up nightly
But as for gettin married, only if it`s Lucy Liu
Hey Lucy, if you`re listenin, baby, I propose!
But if she has a look-alike and I`m gettin paid right
I don`t know, fuck it, maybe, I suppose
But back to Lucy Liu, _Payback_ changed my life
And I ain`t quittin till that hottie been named my wife
But bein that Lucy ain`t here you my flavor
This interview is done hon, what you doin later?
[ J-Zone ]
Yo come here, come here
[ interviewer ]
Yo stop, stop it
[ J-Zone ]
( *smooching* )
[ interviewer ]
Yo, get off me, come on, stop
[ J-Zone ]
Come here baby, damn, you got a banger on you
[ interviewer ]
Stop, yo, quit fuckin with me
[ J-Zone ]
You got a backyard on you
[ interviewer ]
Stop
[ J-Zone ]
Come here
[ interviewer ]
J-Zone, stop
[ J-Zone ]
( *smooching* )
Lift your shirt up
[ interviewer ]
Stop it
