You don`t mind if I sit next to you
Do you madam
Help me with a point or two
Help me madam?
Help me ma`am to walk on by
Help me madam
A desert flood and a hole in the sky
Help me madam
I don`t make a fuss
I can`t do because
I`m just another loony sitting next to you on the bus
Yes I am ma`am
3000 acres of forest a day
Hell for leather
Felled and killed evaporates away
Heavy weather
Drifting north the deluge breaks
Acid mother
Death to all you swedish lakes
Altogether
If you make a fuss
I`ll get you (faster) because
I`m bulldog english loony sitting next to you on the bus
Yes I am ma`am
But what I say ain`t worth a sheet
Is it mother?
Breaking methane through the seat
Listen mother
Lighting it to warm my feet
Only mother
How we gonna cool the heat
Cool it mother
(and) DON`T MAKE A FUSS
BECAUSE OTHERWISE
THEY`LL THINK YOU`RE JUST A LOONY SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE BUS