Advertisement (another Intentional Irrel — текст песни (Harper Roy)

I get up and I walk across the room
I get to the door - I`ve been there before
Wondering what I got up for
When all of a certain I remember
What I was going to say to you
Standing there watching my member
Hanging there squirting the loo
I`m really stoned
I`m really stoned
Permanently out my bone
I`m really stoned
I sit down on the phone I get the urge
To dump yesterday, flush it away
I hope the force is still with me
When sure enough the door flies off it`s hinges
And there stands P.C. Bill Identikit
Saying I`ve got trouble finding where I`m going
Coz my backside is very badly lit
Hello, hello, hello
My bloody head no longer seems to fit
Hello, hello, hello
And you`re under arrest...
...and...`ello?
I`m really stoned
I`m really stoned
Permanently out my bone
I`m really stoned
So come on, let go
Let your feelings show
There`s something inside you
The person beside you really needs to know
Come on, change your mind
You never know what you might find
Break out the rizlas
And roll up a place to unwind
Well you can bust me once
You can bust me twice
But you`d have to top me
To finally stop me from loading my dice
`Coz I`m really stoned
I`m really stoned
Permanently out my bone
I`m really stoned
(Joan bakewell) Tart