Space Beer — текст песни (Tankard)

Read in the morning paper
They`re shooting up another satellite
Experiment on the final frontier
To create the ultimate beer
Precious yeast spinning in orbit
Unrestrained gravity fades
Nobody knows what this brew will be
A magic potion? Chemistry?
Everybody loves the new beer
So good you want to drink it day in night
It`s better that and Pils, any Ex
Makes you feel like really good sex
If you`re sick, don`t fear the doctor
`Cos he has wonderful news:
a case of Beer will replace the pills
A drink of healing cures your ills
A new idea - great innovation
Future beer - it`s a sensation

Chuck it down, tap another barrel
Magic potion out of space
Chuck it down, it`s a drinker`s heaven
Live it up and drink this beer
Space beer! Space beer!
Space beer - this is what I like
Space beer - it tastes alright

If you stick to drinking Space beer
Hangovers - headaches will be in the past
The Sci-Fi-booze makes you healthy and wise
Your dick and brain will grow in size
If you`re bald, it`ll make your hair grow
If you`re not, drink it for fun
Your liver wants more and more of it
It keeps your stomach strong and fit
We love it - a beermaniac Utopia
We want it - oktobertest comucopia

Future beer is so fantastic
There is no end to what this stuff can do
It multiplied - it`s no trick of the light
Empty bottles fill overnight
It`s the best nothing can match it
Number one - galaxy wide
The aliens from all over space
Will come to earth to get a taste
A new idea - great innovation
Future beer - it`s a sensation