Intro/Chorus: repeat 4X
Chilllllllll --> LL Cool J
cause I`m so smooth --> Rakim
I make the girls strip naked and just give it here --> Finesse
[Lord Finesse]
I`m a player for the 90`s, I can show and prove it
When it comes to girls, I`m on some crazy old smooth shit
I step in a party, kick it to the best hoes
Then slide off and people say, Where`d that Finesse go?
See -- I like the girls with the fresh mouth
Cause they`re straight from the party and off to Finesse house
I got this far, so I know I`m gonna hit it soon
When you come to my house, leave your panties in the living room
Go with the flow, it don`t help to fight
You wanna front? You`ll be by yourself tonight
Cause I`ma get mine, then it`s time to get showered dear
Throw on your clothes, fix your weave -- you`re outta here!
I tell the truth, there`s no reason why I should bluff
I get the ladies, and all that other good stuff
Girls I game any, sex I get plenty
I assume it`s all free cause I never spent a penny
I get the ladies and plus I keep papes
When it comes to trickin money off females, I`m a cheapskate
So all you girls who are fans..
.. I`m the fun type man, I`ll settle for a one-night stand
Don`t be alarmed, your best bet is to stay calm
I`m smoother than that shit that you purchase from Avon
Girls don`t play me, they strictly obey me
Ask who the smoothest, bet you they`ll say me
I`ll take one to a dozen, sister niece or cousin
Yeah, Finesse you the man -- you thought I wasn`t??
Chorus 1/2
[Lord Finesse]
When I roll I slide right, hoes and freaks I sideswipe
To make it short, keep your girl out my eyesight
I`m far from sly, slow, or petrol
I`m snatchin up girls like a klepto`
So when girls leave they guys I like to watch the men flip
If you lost your girl, she wasn`t yours to begin with!
Brothers got game, but Finesse is twice as nice
They need cars, all I need is a mic device
Girls I juice, love and seduce
Knock the boots, then cut em all loose
I make em all say, Owwwww! Lie them in a pile
and date em all like they goin out of style
It`s the L-O-R-D, F-I-N-E-double-S-E
It`s not my fault, that a lot of girls sweat me
Cause even in high school, I was just too smooth you see
had girls cuttin class and droppin out of school for me
I`m true and so sincere, I`ll take you and your friend there
For the 90`s and beyond, Finesse is in there
If your moms is in our business, put the lady down!
Cause it`s enough Finesse to go around
I don`t lie, front or perp the role
Is your child over 18? Then put her on birth control
She`ll be in trouble once I get started
I`m layin girls out like carpet
Smooth since day one, so all the girls stay strung
I`m the kid, your parents told your ass to stay away from
Have no fear, it`s the player of the year
I make the girls strip naked and just give it here
Chorus
[Lord Finesse]
It`s Lord Finesse, the mack, the jiggalo
Still and all, I`m a smooth ass nigga doe
Come sign up, for the Lord Finesse program
Champagne, dim lights, jacuzzi and some slow jams
Stuff like this, I figured is a fun thing
So that don`t mean that I`m only after one thing
Even doe, I work extremely fast
I just like havin fun, without spendin cash
I use skills and strategy, none is as bad as me
I get the ladies - so niggaz stay mad at me
Straight up business, do girls with the quickness
And leave em smilin like a kid on Christmas
Invite me over, let`s try out your bedset
Forget hickies, I leave girls with a red neck
Girls break they neck to run and get ahold of me
So brothers with money ain`t got nuthin over me
Girls come to my house in a trench and see-through
They love Heavy D, but shit, they love me too
So forget the nerds and illiterate jocks
I`m smokin girls like they come in a cigarette box
I make em wait on a list like I was welfare
Ask them am I worth it? Bet you they say, Hell yeah!
Pimpin is like basketball, I get much run
go for the shot, score and PLUS one
Brothers be sweatin me, so I`m at the foul line
Cause the females that were theirs, you could say are now mine
I gain females and mess they minds up
That`s why I`m number one, on the startin lineup
Kinda funky, plus it makes sense
Brothers don`t like me, but they all play the bench
and watch Finesse as I run down the set-up
Step to a female, and gas her whole head up!
Chorus
[Lord Finesse]
Word em up, Lord Finesse on the smooth tip
Peace to my man Showbiz, Andre the Giant
My man Info, my man Diamond D
My man Jazzy J, my DJ Mike Smooth in the house
