In the pub, about seven thirty
Mother makes sure that his face ain`t dirty
Him and mother go everywhere
Holds her hand without a care
Lived with mother for fourty years
The neighbourhood said that he must be queer
Normal folk just ain`t like that
Glad he can`t hear behind his back
When mother dies, he will have a cry
`cos he`ll be on his own
He`s frightened stiff, would it come to this?
Will he lose her to the heavenly home?
In the pub, about seven thirty
Mother makes sure that his face ain`t dirty
Him and mother go everywhere
Holds her hand without a care
Lived with mother for fourty years
The neighbourhood said that he must be queer
Normal folk just ain`t like that
Glad he can`t hear behind his back
When mother dies, he`ll have a cry
`cos he`ll be on his own
He`s frightened stiff, would it come to this?
Will he lose her to the heavenly home?
Once went out with a London girl
Dirty weekend in a hotel
Broke it off when she got shirty
She was twelve and he was thirty
Right after that he was dead sore
He wouldn`t go out with girls no more
From that day since, he never has
He wants to do something dirty