Sleep Around — текст песни (Sudden Death)

{*a parody of House of Pain`s song Jump Around*}

Pump it up, stick it in, let me begin
I came and went now I live a life of sin
It starts with the neighbor, she does me a favor
Could go down the block, but I`m savin` some for later
Find `em, surprise `em, tell the girl some lies then
If jimmy starts to rise then start lookin` at the thighs and
It doesn`t matter where, she happens to be there
Drawers everywhere, pungent odor in the air
Skeezin`, pleasin`, hope there`s no disease and
Her hair up my nose causes uncontrolled sneezin`
All you gotta have is a hole and a heartbeat
On second thought, who needs a heartbeat?
I came to get down, you came to get down
So get out your pants and sleep around

[chorus]
Sleep around (3 x`s)
Wake up get up and go down
Hump hump hump...

I make a mess when I`m with somebody else
If the girlie says no I`m whackin` myself
The word on the street is that your momma likes meat
So I`m-a visit for a while see how much she likes me
But when it`s your turn be careful not to get burned
Clap on clap off then you`re all full of germs
`Cause I`m not sick but she may not be in the same boat
So if you`re gonna splash wear a raincoat
But if you wanna lose reality and live in a soap opera
Take the first girl you see and then go bop her
I don`t mean to gloat, but when I rock the boat
It reaches up her body to the back of her throat
I came to get down, you came to get down
So get out your pants and sleep around

[chorus]

I move in for the kill, I got a lot of skill
I`ll never do a pig `cause I`m not beastial
But one ho was hairier than a Brittish Terrier
Three`s not a crowd, now I say the more the merrier
But I ain`t goin` out on no date
Get used to one position, yo I might switch ya
Up, up on the wall, then back accross the floor
Put out for me and you may wake up underneith the kitchen sink
I`m lookin` for my whore, she`s going to get sore
Knockin` up girlies then goin` to get more
I came to get down, you came to get down
So get out your pants and sleep around

[chorus]