Kyle`s Mom`s a Big Fat Bitch — текст песни (Joe C f Kid Rock)

[Kid Rock]
Tell you bout Kyle`s momma..
Ha ha hah..
Straight out the trailers..
Joey C

[Joe C]
Kyle`s momma is a big fat bitch
She`s the biggest bitch I know and she stinks like shit
Remember back in the day when she was skinny? (Yeah)
Now she`s lumpy, but still thinks she`s pretty (heh)
I just laugh, and walk on past
Sayin, Shit god damn that`s a big fat ass!
Fuck that slut, she`s a big fat trick
but I still let her suck this ten foot dick! (hah ha ha)
Joe C, I`m a crazy hit
Down with Kid Rock and the Southpaw Click (yeah)
I don`t know much, but I know this shit
Kyle`s momma is a big fat bitch!

Chorus: Kid Rock

Kyle`s momma is a big fat bitch (3X)
[Joe] She`s a three-toed, stanky-ass, cross-eyed bitch!

[Kid Rock]
Uh-huh.. Kid Rock.. check it..
My homey named Kyle lives up the block
He`s got a big fat mom, that sucks my cock, uhh
Non-stop, she`s a sight to see
A real sloppy bitch, that does right by me
She might be the best suck in the mountains
Ten times a week - but shit, who`s countin?
I`m astounded by the things she does
She`s the suckinest, fuckinest, freak there ever was
She ain`t a slut she`s a super-groupie
and I pass that bitch around like a doobie
I don`t know much, but I know this
Kyle`s mom is a big fat bitch!

Chorus

[Kid Rock]
Ohhhhhhh shit!
Tell em Joe

[Joe C]
I`m Joe C, the C stands for Cool
I might be a fuck, but I ain`t no fool (uh-uh)
I just rolled from South Park to Boulder
Caught Kyle`s mom trippin on X, so I bowled her
Then I sold her, cause I`m like that
Little freak-ass pimp, but you know that (nah)
I`m just mad, gold tracks, like I`m Puffy
Colorado bitches ain`t shit but yuppies
Whattup? I`m the J-O-E
to the motherfuckin C in the place to be (uh, uh, yeah)
I don`t know much, but I know this
Kyle`s momma is a big fat beotch!

Chorus

[Kid Rock]
He heh heh! Yup, that`s right
Joey C, Kid Rock, ?? ??
This goes out to all the fat bitches of the world
Heh, yup yup yup
Time to drink some wine