In Jail
In jail
Unh-unh...
Unh-unh...
In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we`re in jail because we failed
In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we`re in jail because we failed
Now there was just one day
That I will never forget
I got jailed for something that
I`ll always regret
It was twelve o`clock, midnight
And I wanted a snack
So I headed downstairs
Thought the fridge was packed
But when I opened the door
What did I see?
The back of the fridge staring right at me
I thought to myself
I could almost die
Then an immage appeared
A pizza pie
So I put on Adidas
Headed out the door
As I pictured myself
Eating more and more
But the store was closed
I busted into a rage
So I went to the crib
And got my twelve-gauge
Ran back to the shop
Busted won the door
And all I saw
Was pizza galore
So I stuffed my face
I couldn`t even walk
I couldn`t laugh, smile
Shake, giggle, wiggle, or talk
So I fell asleep with my face in my plate
And the next thing you know
I was headed upstate
In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we`re in jail because we failed
In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we`re in jail because we failed
Well, Kool Rock is my name
Last part is ski
And I have the worst
Case of my M.C.
But listen to the story
`Cause it`s kind of strange
When I had this sort of hunger pain
Walking down the strreet
With the bass of my box
With my stomach growling
Like a hungry fox
When I saw this scene
Or was it a dream?
A big restaurant sign
Called Burger King
So I went inside
Started stuffing my face
Didn`t even think
About the things I ate
But when the bill came up
Boy, was i shocked
I said, I don`t pay for nothing
I`m the King of the Slops!
In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we`re in jail because we failed
In jail, in jail, without no bail
In jail, we`re in jail because we failed
But when our time is through
We`ll rock you and you
We turn parties out
Make you scream and shout
We`re not demanding
Or very outstanding
We got something unique
And in the middle he`s standing
On the microphone
He rocks and shocks
Homeboys and girls
It`s the Human Beat Box
Break
Now I`m sitting here alone
Looking at the wall
Just thinking about
How I took the fall
I thought I was cool
I thought I was slick
And now Im writing
Letters of being homesick
I lost my freedom
When I heard the door slammer
And now I`m breaking rocks
With a big, heavy hammer
I used to drive the streets
With my big car
And now I look and all
I see are bars
I jail
Everyone`s the same
You only survive
If you play the game
You don`t have guns
And now you remember
You`re your momma`s son
You made her cry
And stay up all night
Coming home high
Just leaving a fight
You always made her feel
That you were better
But now you`re a little boy
Just waiting for a letter
