I`m A Bum — текст песни (Happy Campers)

Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon
Oppourtunity is knockin but I can`t open the door
Cause I`m shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor
I`m a bum
Wating for my fortune to fall into my lap
but if I gotta work for it I`d rather take a nap
I can eat, I can sleep, I can play nintendo
but if you paid me to go to work, I still wouldn`t go
I`m a bum
I`m a bum
sit around all day
and I get nothin` done
I`m a bum
I`m a bum
that`s right
I`m a bum
The boob tube replaced the dog
as man`s best friend
doesn`t shit on the floor
always has an ear to lend
nacho supreme, a pizza
ten hours of tv
is all my life will ever be
if i could pick lotto numbers
like i pick my nose
I`d escape the life of bein` an average Joe
Til` then I`ll just sit around all day
remote control in hand
just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon