Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, butt mayonaise
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, it seems it`s not my day
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, I passed some glass
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, and blue chunks out my ass
I drank lots of apple wine last night
And now my bowels, they don`t feel so right
Wet fart! Something don`t feel right
Wet fart! Soiled my pants tonight
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, butt mayonaise
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, it seems it`s not my day
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, I passed some glass
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, and blue chunks out my ass
Lack of control, what else can I say?
My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays
Wet fart! No reason or rhyme
Wet fart! Dinglberry time
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, butt mayonaise
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, it seems it`s not my day
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, Ipassed some glass
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, and blue chunks out my ass
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, butt mayonaise
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, it seems it`s not my day
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, Ipassed some glass
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, and blue chunks out my ass
Now I lessen for you all to hear
Don`t trust that feeling knocking at your rear
Wet fart! I`m not that perplexed
Wet fart! You just might be next
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, butt mayonaise
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, it seems it`s not my day
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, Ipassed some glass
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, and blue chunks out my ass
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, butt mayonaise
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, it seems it`s not my day
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, Ipassed some glass
Flirtin` with desaster, Flirtin`, and blue chunks out my ass
