(words & music by Jerry Leiber - Mike Stoller)
You don`t like crazy music.
You don`t like rockin` bands.
You just wanna go to a movie show,
And sit there holdin` hands.
You`re so square.
Baby, I don`t care.
You don`t like hotrod racin`
Or drivin` late at night.
You just wanna park where it`s nice and dark.
You just wanna hold me tight.
You`re so square.
Baby, I don`t care.
You don`t know any dance steps that are new,
But no one else could love me like you do, do, do, do.
I don`t know why my heart flips.
I only know it does.
I wonder why I love you, baby.
I guess it`s just because
You`re so square.
Baby, I don`t care.