(Rod Stewart / Gary Grainger)
I`m tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler
It`s Friday night I`m all alone still a bachelor
She said she`d call me when she`d finished work
Haven`t heard a word all day
I may not be Warren Beatty or Mohammed Ali
(Attractive female wanted)
I ain`t asking a great deal, just a female to move in with me
(Attractive female wanted)
I`ll share all my records, toothbrush and car
and color TV, honestly
A single girl for my single bed is my remedy
(Attractive female wanted)
She doesn`t have to be a movie star
cover of a magazine
She can work in a garage all day
in the evening some canteen
I`m tired of blind dates making silly mistakes
It`s embarrassing
(Attractive female wanted)
I`ve had no complaints
but obviously you`ve guessed
no compliments
(Attractive female wanted)
Won`t someone please answer my prayers
before I`m old and grey
(Attractive female wanted)
I`ve been lonely too long
all of my family think I`m gay
She doesn`t have to be a movie star
cover of magazine
She can work in a garage all day
in the evening some canteen
Attractive female wanted
Active female wanted
I may get drunk stink like a skunk
but she`ll look after me
(Attractive female wanted)
Put me to bed ease my aching head
and made fuss of me
You know what I gonna do
Think I`ll write a letter
to Mr. Hugh Heffner confidentially
Dear Sir
A single girl for my single bed is my remedy