Well, the rain was a-failin
And the ground turned to mud
I was watching all the people
Running from the flood
So I started to pray
Though I aint no prayin man
For the lord to come a helpin
Knowing hed understand
Deliver your children to the good good life
Giveem peace and shelter and a fork and knife
Shine a light in the morning and a light at night
And if a thing goes wrong youd better make it right
Well, I had me a woman
She was good and clean
She spent all day with the washing machine
But when it come to lovin
She was never around
She was out getting dirty
All over town
Chorus
Well, I was low on money
And my truck broke down
I was on my way to the lost and found
So I took it to a dealer
I said make it run
Well, I aint got no money
But I got me a gun
I said you robbed me before
So Im robbing you back
And if it dont put you straight
Itll put you on the right track
Well, I aint no devil and I aint no saint
But I can tell a dealer by the colour of his paint
Chorus
If you want good eggs
You gotta feed that hen
And if you wanna hear some more
Well, Ill sing it again