She`ll have another piece of pie
She`ll have a double rueben rye
She works hard at eating well
That`s why I love her
She`s got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can`t breath
That`s why I love her
Yeah, I`m her butter, she`s my bread
She`s like a mobile waterbed
And when I get on top of her
I can`t touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She`s like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She`s my insulation
I always know where she sat
And when she`s on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That`s why I love her
She`s my Phillie I`m her stud
Her bean is bigger than my blood
It`s like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That`s why I love her