There`s this guy I know
He`s been to some of our local shows
In bloody clothes
He`s a psycho
He`s got this whim:
wants us to write a song about him
And simsalabim this is it
[Chorus:]
Mikey
Do it one more time for me
Did they know when your head
hit the cement, Mikey ?
Wowee
Do it one more time for me
Did they know how it set you free ?
Will they ever let you be ?
There he was
a normal guy
just like you and me
but when the music started
he turned out to be a psycho
He lives down the coast
and this guy wouldn`t boast
But he`s worth a toast
And a whole lot more
He`s a mystery to me
But I wish I could be
like Mikey
Mike`s a stagediver
I know it`s true
I`ve seen him black and blue
sitting in an ambulance
He was so proud
so proud
[Chorus]