The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman — текст песни (Adam Sandler)

[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl.

[Girl:] You wanted to ask me something?
[Excited Southerner:] Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted
to say that you`re --
very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo --
you`the -- we`ve known each other for so long now,
and-uh, it`s about time that the two of us --
we`re both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don`t want
to die alone, I --
tell you that much -- hoo --
getting ahead of myself --
got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I`m trying to get across
to you right now, hoo, I mean,
whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,
you don`t have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there,
there, I`m, I`m, the-, I`m, I`m -- hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos,
with the --
hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional --
you don`t have to do what you don`t want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo,
someday you`re going to love me, and that -- that`s fi--
til death do us part I,
we`ll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset --
no prenuptial agree --
[Girl:] Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you?
Because I`m just not ready for that kind of commitment.
[Excited Southerner:] Coooooo.